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Me, Myself , And I

Sage — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:01:46 +0000

Hi, I am so bored, so that’s why I made a racking bis, so I can become the un bored, plus it will help my poor self in my wallet so I can buy some armor for the tex ren fest and there is nothing my parents can do about it because I am NOT putting it in my bank. Well maybe like ten USD but otherwise, no. A simple no. … No. … So then it’s settled, they will not tell me what I haft to spend it on, or steal it from me, because If you do I can just simply ask for it back because I know you have money in your bank. Ha. The end.

Something New on the Blog

Sage — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 19:03:33 +0000

This was my science project for the day. Clearly, this picture is about stars. It’s about the order in which the stars form. As you can see, our star does not have any other form. The red giant for example, has two different forms. First is the red giant, then the white dwarf, then the black dwarf. But the super nova, on the other hand, depends on how high the mass is. The black hole has super high mass, but the neutron star/pulsar only has high mass and only has a fraction of the mass of a black hole. But the white and black dwarf stars have a very low amount of mass, and the older they get, the lower the mass gets. I hope that explains what the picture above is talking about. Bye.

Weather

Sage — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:48:17 +0000

Hi. I’m back. Once again. For no particular reason. On a very hot day. Oh, and did I tell you that the stupid weather is most likely to never go down in the winter? Well, I have discovered that It has been hot for a very long time. The weather.com thing has been lying to me for some time. You may be thinking that I am just simply criticizing the stupid thing, but all I’m asking is for you weather guys to try a little harder. Please, me and mom are suffocating is this terrible drought just waiting for the coolness of the winter to come to this dying town that is about to become a desert . So please be accurate with the weather weather men and women. because I am not catching anything the creek because the water is getting very low and in a few months, the waters, ahem, all the water in the creek will be gone, completely gone. Warning, this is a epic thing that is true. So don’t be offended by these things. THE END

Something

Sage — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 00:54:11 +0000

I just love the bloghyperboleandahalf. It is truly hilarious blog of epic stories that I hope aren’t true, because if they were it would be extremely sad. But I don’t care, you would be screaming about the fish story, because me and mom were reading it and we could hardly breath it was so funny. Another good one is the Sneaky Hate Spiral, which I could hardly keep my eyes open ta the time which is also on the blog Hyperbole and a Half. There are many funny ones on there so I hope you will enjoy it very much thank you and bye. Oh and did I tell you about the retarded dog on the blog I just told you about? No? then you will just have to find out. Fine, I’ll shut up so you can to to the blog. … … crap.

NOODLES!!!!

Sage — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:07:25 +0000

I got a new hair style, or just simply a pony tail. My mom convinced me that it would look great, so I did it. Now I’m wondering what the people at the youth church are going to be wondering. So far I’ve made three types of noodles, the first is plain wheat noodles, the second type is the Chinese rice noodles, and the third type is Japanese soba noodles. The next type of noodle is the Asian UDON noodles, then the popular Asian chow mein noodles. I’m obsessed with cooking Asian noodles because it’s so funalicious! >(^^)<

the space time AJ

Sage — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:30:17 +0000

Dragon Ball Z Me

Sage — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:13:35 +0000

My friend AJ said that I should make up a Dragon Ball Z character, so I did. I made a few mistakes in the pic, but it’s as good as I could make it. I hope you like it AJ. Oh, and did you hear the thing about the barking cat? It’s so funny! It’s on YouTube if you want to watch it.

And here is a video about a guilty dog.

I’m About To Turn Into A Boy Scout!!!!

Sage — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:17:25 +0000

Here is the scout motto…. Be Prepared. Here is the scout slogan…. Do a good turn daily.Scout law…. A scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. Scout oath…. On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to god and my country and to obey the scout law; to help other people at all times; to keep my self physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight. I said all that because on February the 20th,2010.Saturday. I have just earned the Arrow Of Light badge, so that means I will be a Boy Scout in the Blue and Gold banquet on that day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +

Bad dog part:2

Sage — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:24:26 +0000

One time when I was asleep ,wile.E my dog came in my room. He came in to do something bad. He in snuck my room, which wile.E does not care about, tried to get my harry potter book. he got it. He tore it up very quietly. Then, he took it in the living room so he could get in even more trouble. later in the day , the first word I heard was ”BAD DOG!!!!” very loudly from mom.I knew only one dog it was….my stupid, trouble maker dog…. WILE.E.Then my mom made me pick up all the scraps of paper wile wile.E mr.Coyote got a spanking.Then shure enough, Wile.E peed on the floor again!!!! Boy, wile.E was such a trouble maker back in those times, but he is a good boy now.But man he was bad back then.But I don’t blame him, all new dog do that to test the owners.Even I, yes me, all my fabulous fans, I was all most as bad as him whenI was about, mmmm….oh, three years old. I even peed under my mom and dad’s bed. You, yes you. alright, that is all I have to say now.BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire!

Sage — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:54:33 +0000

I, Sage, had a alien hand, and it had twelve fingers. I was lighting the candle for dinner,but something was wrong with my magic, because I had lit it red, but it turned green in a few seconds. I thought it was my alien hand that was doing all the trouble. So I cut it off. Then I blew it out with my wind magic. I lit it again and it finally worked.